Welcome to
Mortimer’s Pub

Mortimer’s is your neighborhood pub. Mortimer’s is about you, your friends and family, and the belief that the gathering of individuals for the enjoyment of life makes this world a better place. At Mortimer’s our goal is simple: To make sure that when you exit our doors, you leave happier than when you came in. This goal is exemplified by our motto “Working Hard to Preserve Old Fashioned Service.”

Draft Beer

Stella Artois 5
Sam Adams Boston Lager 5
OMB Captain Jack 5
Miller Lite 4
Sugar Creek Pale Ale 5
OMB Copper 5
Sweetwater 420 5
Sugar Creek Witbier 5
Blue Moon 5
Birdsong Higher Ground IPA 5
Guinness 6


Miller Lite 4
Coors Light 4
Budweiser 4
Bud Light 4
Michelob Ultra 4
Yuengling Lager 4
Corona 5
Corona light 5
Amstel Light 5
Heineken 5
High Wire IPA 5
Bells Two Hearted Ale 6
Heavy Seas Peg Leg Stout 5
Fat Tire 5
Highland Gaelic Ale 5
Sisters Of Moon IPA 5
Left Hand Milk Stout 6
New Castle Brown ale 5


National Bohemian 3

Custom Cocktails

Dark Knight – 11
Smoother than Bane’s voice but just as strong. Blanton’s Bourbon blended with Coca Cola syrup and Angostura Bitters.

Girl Scout’s Honor – 9
Same great taste without the wait and signup sheet. Irish cream, Crème de Menthe, Crème de Cacao garnished with whipped cream.

After Midnight – 11
The best way to be in bed before 1 and home by 2! Four Roses Bourbon, Amaretto, Crème de Cacao and cream.

Cheerwine – 10
Because nobody drinks SunDrop! Captain Morgan spiced Rum, Amaretto, Coke and grenadine.

Angel’s Lemonade – 12
If you’re going to fall from Heaven do it in style. Angel’s Envy Port Finished bourbon, Chambord, Lemon Juice, Sprite

Ernest’s Tea – 11
Hemingway’s favorite. So good it will make the old man fall into the sea. Sailor Jerry Rum, Angry Orchard Cider and lime juice.

Wings to Florida – 10
You are now free to move about the cabin. Absolut Mandarin Vodka, Triple sec and Red Bull.

Pineapple Sunset – 9
The only way to recover from a tequila sunrise. Absolut Vodka, pineapple juice, grenadine and Sprite.

Angry Balls – 10
The Greek philosopher Basho once said angry balls are better than blue ones. Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey and Angry Orchard Cider.

Cream Soda – 12
When root beer just won’t do! Ciroc Peach Vodka, Pinnacle Whipped Vodka and Saranac Ginger Beer.

Saint Jameson – 10
Named after the Patron Saint of bar stools. Jameson Irish Whiskey, St. Germaine Elder Flower Liquor, & Ginger Ale

Raspberry Lemonade – 11
Try one, nobody’s going to judge you when you leave. Absolut Citron, Razzmatazz Raspberry Liquor, Triple Sec, Fresh Lemon, Lemonade, & Sprite.

Moscow Mule – 9
The classic made with Stolichnaya Russian Vodka.

Melon Mule – 9
A melon-y twist to the classic made with Grey Goose
Le Melon Vodka.

Mexican Mule – 10
South of the border Mule made with Avion Premium
Silver Tequila.

Irish Mule – 10
The luck of the Irish will be with you in this Mule made with Jameson Irish Whiskey.

Kentucky Mule – 10
Make a run for the roses with this Mule made with Four roses straight Bourbon Whiskey.

White Wines (By the Glass)

Sycamore Lane Chardonnay 6
Dark Horse Chardonnay 6
Canyon Road Pinot Grigio 7
Robertson Sauvignon Blanc 7
Snap Dragon Reisling 7
Wyclef Sparkling Wine 7

Reds Wines (By the Glass)

Sycamore Lane Cabernet 6
Dark Horse Cabernet 6
Trinity Oaks Pinot Noir 7
Callia Malbec 7
Pine & Post Merlot 7


Dewar’s White Label, Blended, 7
Dewar’s 12Y, Blended, 10
Chivas Regal 18Y, Blended, 16
Johnny Walker Black Label, Blended, 10
Laphroaig 10Y, Islay, 14
The Glenlivet 12Y, Speyside, 11
The Glenlivet French Oak 15Y, Speyside, 14
The Glenlivet Nadurra 16Y, Speyside, 15
The Glenlivet 18Y, Speyside, 17
Glenfiddich 15Y, Speyside, 15
Oban Classic Malt 14Y, Highland, 16
The Macallan 12Y, Speyside, 15
Highland Park 18Y, Isle, 30

Irish Whiskey

Jameson, Blended, 7
Jameson Black Barrel, Blended, 12
Jameson Gold Reserve, Blended, 17
Jameson 18Y, Blended, 19
Red Breast 12Y, Single Pot, 16
Bushmills 10Y, Single Malt, 10
Middleton Very Rare, Single Pot, 30

Canadian Whiskey

Canadian Club, Canadian, 7
Crown Royal, Canadian, 7
Crown Royal Regal Apple, Canadian, 8
Seagram, Canadian, 7
Fireball, Canadian, 7

American Whiskey

Angel’s Envy Port Barrel, Bourbon, 12
Bakers, Bourbon, 11
Basil Hayden, Bourbon, 11
Blanton’s Single Barrel, Bourbon, 14
Bookers, Bourbon, 13
Buffalo Trace, Bourbon, 9
Bulleit, Bourbon, 9
Four Roses Small Batch, Bourbon, 10
Gentleman Jack, Bourbon, 9
Jack Daniel’s, Bourbon, 7
Jack Daniel’s Honey, Bourbon, 7
Jim Beam, Bourbon, 6
Jim Beam Red Stag, Bourbon, 6
Knob Creek, Bourbon, 9
Knob Creek Rye, Rye, 10
Knob Creek Single Barrel, Bourbon, 11
Maker’s Mark, Bourbon, 9
Maker’s 46, Bourbon, 10
Wild Turkey 101, Bourbon, 7
Wild Turkey American Honey, Bourbon, 7
Woodford Reserve, Bourbon, 9

Nachos – 9
Mortimer’s nacho cheese ladled over fresh tortilla chips, then smothered with black beans, salsa, jalapeño, sour cream, shredded lettuce and tomato.
*Add grilled chicken or barbecue pork for an extra 3

Philly Nachos – 9
Fresh made tortilla chips, grilled roast beef, onions, bell peppers shredded lettuce and queso blanco.

Max’s Pretzel Bites – 8
Hot pretzel bites are the perfect appetizer for football games, parties or that special first date! Served with nacho cheese and Mort’s honey mustard for dunking.

Fried Pickles – 8
Nuff said! Served with ranch and a smile!

Mortimer’s Fries
Single 3 / Double 5

Paxton’s Bacon Cheese Fries – 9
Mort’s Fries topped with shredded cheddar cheese and torch-melted then decorated with crispy, crushed bacon. Nite-Nite!

Mozzarella Sticks – 8
Seven pipin’ hot and gooey mozzarella sticks served with marinara sauce for dunking.

Chicken Parm Sliders – 8
Fried chicken tenderloin, melted provolone cheese and basil marinara sauce panini grilled on slider rolls. Served hot with a side of marinara sauce.

Roast Beef Sliders – 8
Thinly sliced roast beef dipped in hot Au Jus, covered with stewed onions, topped with melted provolone cheese and served on four toasted dinner rolls. hot Au Jus for dunking.

BBQ Sliders – 8
Lean pulled pork cooked in Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce, covered with creamy cole slaw on four toasty buns. Paddle faster!

Wilbur’s Pig Pickin’ Fries – 9
Lean pulled pork cooked in Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce served over golden fries with crumbled bleu cheese, sour cream and Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce.

Mexican Dipping Trio – 8
Fresh made tortilla chips served with house pico de gallo, house guacamole and queso blanco sauce for dipping.

Potato Latkes – 7
Golden fried seasoned potato cakes served with sour cream and brown gravy dipping sauce Oi Vey!

Hudson’s Quesadilla – 10
A toasted tortilla stuffed with grilled chicken, shredded cheese, black beans, diced tomato, red onion, & green peppers served pipin’ hot with salsa & sour cream on the side.

Chicken Tenderloins – 10
Five barrel cut breast tenderloins, breaded then fried to perfection and served pipin’ hot on a bed of Mortimer’s fries. Served with honey mustard, BBQ sauce, or ranch.
*Add $1 and get them wet. Toss them in one of our homemade sauces. Choose from chipotle honey mustard, barbalo sauce, honey buffalo, bbq and buffalo.

Fried Mac & Cheese Bites – 8
Macaroni noodles mixed in cheddar cheese sauce then separated into bites and battered then deep fried. Served with your choice of marinara or ranch. Kraft’s got nothing on this one!

Weesie’s Wings
Crispy buffalo wings served pipin’ hot w/ celery & carrots.
Order 6 – Comes w/ ranch or bleu cheese – 8
Order 12 – Comes w/ ranch or bleu cheese – 14
*Choose from chipotle honey mustard, honey buffalo, bbq and buffalo, barbalo sauce.

Buffalo Chicken BLT – 11
Sliced Boar’s Head buffalo chicken, chopped bacon, chopped celery, green leaf lettuce, diced tomatoes, red onion, & bleu cheese crumbles served with Mort’s buffalo vinaigrette.

Strawberry & Goat Cheese – 10
Fresh Spring Mix, fresh sliced strawberries, chives, goat cheese and candied pecans served with honey vinaigrette. You will feel like you are eating in a sundress!

Blaine’s Asian Chicken – 9
Green leaf and mixed lettuce, cucumbers and mandarin oranges tossed together and topped with grilled chicken & crispy wontons, served with sesame ginger soy dressing.

Chicken Caesar – 9
Grilled chicken, green leaf lettuce, grated parmesan cheese, & croutons tossed in Mort’s Caesar dressing. We toss this salad for you!

Mort’s House – 8
Green leaf and spring mix lettuces, diced tomato, red onions, chopped bacon, shredded American cheese, and croutons with your choice of salad dressing.
*Get it with a scoop of chicken salad & add $2.

Chopped Antipasta – 11
Leaf lettuce, Genoa Salami, deluxe ham, pepperoni, black olives and red bell pepper, are chopped & tossed together then topped with pepperoncinis, & shredded provolone cheese. Recommend with Italian dressing or your own choice. Belissimo!

Chef Mortimer’s – 11
Sliced turkey, ham, provolone, sliced hard boiled egg, shredded & mixed lettuces, shredded cheddar and mozzarella cheese, diced tomato, red onion, cucumbers & croutons. Your choice of dressing for this overachiever!

Southwest Chopped – 8
Mixed lettuces, tomatoes, black beans, corn, tortilla strips, red peppers, & celery with Mort’s Creamy House Dressing.
*Add avocado for $2 or grilled chicken for $3

Ranch / French / Russian / Bleu Cheese / Sesame Ginger / Whole Grain Honey Mustard / Mort’s Buffalo Vinaigrette / Raspberry Vinaigrette / Balsamic Vinaigrette / Italian / Low-Fat Ranch / Parmesan Peppercorn

Soup Du Jour – Cup 3 / Bowl 6
Please ask your server for details.

Chili – Cup 3 / Bowl 6
Chili con carne topped w/ shredded cheddar cheese & diced red onions.

The Better Turkey Pita – 9
Oven gold turkey, shredded lettuce, provolone cheese, ranch dressing and sliced tomato served on a grilled pita with your choice of side. This is better and you’ll want more!

Landen’s Chicken Gyro – 9
Grilled chicken, red onion, diced tomato, sliced cucumber & shredded lettuce, drizzled with tzatziki sauce and wrapped up nice and tight in a hot pita. Served with a side of hummus and pita chips or choice of side. You will scream for Perseus!

Jamie’s Pesto Pita – 10
Chopped chicken breast served on a toasted pita with spring mix, roasted red peppers, sliced avocado, pesto sauce and drizzled with a balsamic glaze.

The Big Diaw – 11
Mortimer’s French Dip, roast beef, melted swiss cheese & cajun mayo are pressed & grilled panini style on a fresh ciabatta roll. It’s kind of a big Diaw around here!

Black & Blue Panini – 11
Chopped chicken breast on a panini with Applewood smoked bacon, spring mix, tomato, crumbled blue cheese and a Sriracha mayonnaise. Go Carolina Panthers!

Coach Magazu BBQ Chicken – 10
Sliced BBQ chicken, bacon, pepper jack cheese, sliced tomato & sweet BBQ sauce. Grilled on ciabatta, with peppercorn ranch dressing on the side. SET RED, READY GO!

Betsy’s Buffalo Chicken – 10
Sliced buffalo chicken, crumbled bleu cheese, Mort’s buffalo sauce & finely diced celery grilled in a ciabatta roll & served with a side of ranch dressing. Seductive!

Aggie’s Havana Nights – 10
Marinated pork loin, thinly sliced ham, imported Swiss cheese, sliced pickles & dijon mustard grilled on ciabatta. This ain’t no Bay of Pigs!

Tricky Chicky Parm – 9
Sliced rotisserie chicken, provolone cheese, & basil marinara sauce grilled on ciabatta. Bennett will fly you to the moon!

Maggie’s Garden Panini – 9
Roasted red peppers, red onion, green peppers, melted Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, avocado spread & mayo served panini style on ciabatta with a side of horseradish sauce. My how your Garden Grows!

Jess’ Salsalito Turkey – 10
Sliced Salsalito turkey, pepper jack cheese, green bell pepper, red onion & a delicious pesto spread served grilled on a fresh ciabatta roll.

Hawaiian Chicken – 10
Sliced rotisserie chicken, thinly sliced ham, melted swiss cheese, pineapple rounds & BBQ sauce served on a sub roll & grilled panini style. Sure to get you Lei’d!

Presto Chicken Pesto – 10
Grilled chicken sauteed in pesto olive oil then covered with provolone cheese, sliced tomato, olives, roasted red peppers & our pesto spread grilled hot panini style.

Pete Rose in Cancun – 11
We take our Hall of Fame Philly, add our nacho cheese and pickled jalapeños, toss it into the panini grill and press. Served with a side of au jus. The result is Charlie Hustle doing the cha cha in your mouth!

Southwest Chicken Panini – 11
Sliced rotisserie chicken, crispy bacon & pepper jack cheese, layered on a fresh ciabatta roll & pressed then grilled. Topped with lettuce, tomato, onion & Southwest sauce.

Pizza Panini Grill – 10
Choose from pepperoni, veggie or Supreme. All are panini grilled on a fresh ciabatta roll.

Fresh sliced pepperoni, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, onions & green bell peppers.

Roasted red peppers, green bell peppers, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, onions, black olives & sliced tomato.

Fresh sliced pepperoni, deluxe ham, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, onions, black olives and green bell peppers.

Big Easy – 10
Salsalito spiced turkey, bacon, pepper jack cheese, roasted red peppers, avocado, mixed lettuces, and Cajun-style mayo served on French bread. The saints will be marching all over your plate!

North Brunswick – 9
Ham, salami & provolone cheese on a hoagie roll with shredded iceberg lettuce, tomato, red onion and Italian dressing, a house favorite! Try it panini style & cheer for the Raiders!

Blackened Ahi Tuna Tacos – 11
Blackened ahi tuna served on flour tortillas with pepper jack cheese, shredded lettuce, pico de gallo. Made fresh daily. Limited availability.

The Kalil California – 11
Boar’s Head sliced Salsalito turkey served on a fresh toasted croissant with smoked Applewood bacon, sliced pepper jack cheese, green leaf lettuce, sliced tomato, red onion and fresh guacamole. #67 guards this sandwich like it was Cam himself!

WWIII – 10
Spicy turkey, sweet BBQ sauce, jalapeños, cole slaw, Texas Pete and melted pepper jack cheese, served on a fresh sub roll. This is the Bomb.com!

Stack Attack Club – 9
Toasted white or wheat bread layered with turkey, ham, bacon & American cheese finished off with lettuce, sliced tomato, mayo & honey mustard. You’ll be a Checkers fan for life!

Carter’s Ovengold Turkey w/ Bacon – 10
Sliced ovengold turkey breast, bacon, Swiss cheese, green leaf lettuce and sliced tomato, served on toasted whole wheat with a honey mustard spread.

Tassy’s Beef on Weck – 11
A tradition in Western New York, made with roast beef piled on a kummelweck bun that is dipped in au jus. Served with a side of house made horseradish sauce. Grover Cleveland approved!

Jeremiah’s Bell Tower – 9
Mortimer’s special recipe. Tried and true, and if you are a chicken salad fan you won’t be blue! Served on a croissant and dressed with leaf lettuce and sliced tomato. This will ring your bell!

Chicken Parmesan Sub – 11
Fried chicken tenderloins, melted provolone cheese, hot basil marinara sauce and oregano served on a grinder roll. Served with a side of marinara sauce.

Hall of Fame Philly – 11
Grilled roast beef, green peppers and onions chopped and sauteed with melted provolone cheese. Served on a toasty grinder roll. Vote him in!

The Midway – 10
Your choice of thinly sliced roast beef or ovengold turkey with melted provolone cheese served open-face on a hot crusty Italian baguette & topped with hot brown gravy. Hey folks, I miss you!

The “Wilbur Cook” Pig Pickin’ – 10
Hot and lean pulled pork barbecue mixed with Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce. Topped with fresh cole slaw and served on a corn dusted bun. Served with warm baked beans and chopped bacon on top. In loving memory of Wilbur.

Bernie’s Reuben – 11
Not quite as satisfying as hanging with the canine himself. We take Boar’s Head lean corned beef and flash fry it with fresh kraut and dill olive oil. Piled high and covered with melted swiss and protected by marble rye with Russian dressing. You gotta be a meshuganah!

Fried Chicken Sandwich – 10
Boneless fried chicken breast on a fresh kaiser roll with leaf lettuce, sliced tomato, American cheese, bacon, mayo and honey mustard. Crispy and delicious!

Triple Decker – 10
Boar’s Head jerk turkey, sliced corned beef brisket, cole slaw and Russian dressing piled high on three slices of marble rye.

The Big Easy Wrap – 10
Salsalito spiced turkey, bacon, pepper jack cheese, roasted red peppers, avocado, mixed lettuces, and Cajun-style mayo served in a tortilla wrap. The saints will be marching all over your plate!

Blaine’s Asian Chicken Wrap – 9
Green leaf and spring mixed lettuces, roasted red peppers, cucumber, mandarin oranges, grilled chicken and crispy wontons in a tortilla wrap. Served with a sesame ginger soy dressing and fortune cookie.

Charlie’s Chicken Nacho Wrap – 10
Grilled chicken, nacho cheese, black beans, pickled jalapeños, shredded lettuce, diced tomato, and crushed tortilla chips wrapped up in a grilled tortilla. Salsa and sour cream on the side.

Chicken Caesar Wrap – 9
Grilled chicken, green leaf lettuce, shredded parmesan cheese and Caesar dressing tossed and tucked neatly into a whole wheat wrap. Et tu Brute!

Village Veggie Wrap – 9
Hummus, tomato, green peppers, cucumber, black olives, red onion, pepper jack cheese, green leaf lettuce, and tzatziki sauce wrapped up in a sundried tomato tortilla. Peace, love & light!

Buffalo Chicken BLT – 9
Sliced buffalo chicken, chopped bacon, crumbled bleu cheese, Mort’s buffalo sauce & finely diced celery grilled in a tortilla wrap & served with a side of ranch dressing.

Revolution Roast Beef Wrap – 9
Sliced roast beef, cheddar cheese, tomato, shredded lettuce, and pub style horseradish sauce in a tortilla wrap. You will storm the steps of the Capitol Building!

Hornets Fried Chicken Wrap – 11
Fried chicken tenderloins tossed in Mort’s buffalo sauce, swiss cheese, bacon, shredded lettuce, tomato and ranch dressing wrapped up nice and tight in a sundried tomato wrap. Wear your bib ‘cause you’re gonna dribble!

Checkers Chicken Club Wrap – 10
Sliced chicken, bacon avocado spread, lettuce, tomato and mayo served on a whole wheat wrap.

Redskin Potato Salad / Kettle Chips / Cole Slaw / Side Salad / Fruit Salad / Small Caesar Salad / Sour Cream & Cheddar Macaroni Salad / Fries